Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 3 Lyrics by Gym Class Heroes

The Bombs Been Detonated

I'm Just Waitin' For An Explosion, I Was Just Waitin' On 2nd And It Was Time For Me To Close In On 3rd

With Blurred Vision And In, Precisely Placed Slurred Words We Started Kissin'

Man Listen, It Was Like A Scene From A Very Bad B Movie With A Very Low Budget

But Fuck It, I Was Drunk And I Admit I Loved It

Every Last Second, I Couldn't Kill That Thought Of Us Butt Ass Naked

Tele' Surfin' With The Fan On, Chattin' About The Session And, Slowly Gettin' Into Some Closet Skeleton Confessions

That's When, She Made A Offer That I Couldn't Refuse

And Chills Went Up And Down My Legs Like Samoan Tattoos

She Said She Had A Pad That Wasn't Too Far Away, And Said She'd Love If I Stayed 'til The Following Day

So It Was Time To Exit Stage Left, I Made My Rounds, Gave My Pounds And Hugs, Gathered My Thoughts And Took A Deep Breath

And Now We're Walkin' To The Door But, Right Before We Stepped Outside She Bought Me One