Family Guy Theme Song Lyrics by Family Guy

Lois: It seems today,
That all you see,
Is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.

Peter: Bu where are those good old fashion values....

All: On which we used to rely?!
Lucky theres a family guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
possitively can do,
all the things that make us...

Stewie: Laugh and cry!

All: HES
OUR
FAM-
ILY
GUUUUUUUYYY!!!!