Love For Sale Lyrics by Bon Jovi

Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed
I felt like a dog whos been kicked in the head
Checked out my mail there was letter that read
Love for sale, love for sale

I picked up the phone I called everyone I could
I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
You cant catch a fish if you aint got the hook
Love for sale, love for sale

Send up a signal throw me a line
Somebody explain this funny valentine
It might not be legal but it sure aint a crime
Im one step from crazy and two steps behind

I called lt. columbo from my tv set
Ive tried the dating game I havent found her yet
Im hoping that shes looking like a penthouse pet
Love for sale, love for sale

Solo

Weve been living together 3 years,
2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers
You cant shop for love when youre shopping at, sears
Love for sale, love for sale

I guess Ive learnt my lesson it was easy to see
My old lady she played this joke on me
I never looked where I forgot it would be
Love for sale, love for sale