“Finally, an Oscar-worthy performance.”

Forget what Barbara Walters thinks: The late-night talk-show circuit is having a field day in the aftermath of actress Lindsay Lohan’s most recent arrest. via FOXReno

“Wait, what was number two again?”) Which is exactly how things work around here at the Jossip news stable! Except replace the word “meeting”

From self-declared humorist Dave Barry’s blog : There’s a horse farm near us, and every morning the horses hold a meeting. via Jossip

“She is a mess. Britney’s out of control and acting like a spoilt brat. It was embarrassing. She needs help fast.”

Britney Spears stripper photos are now online showing the one-time A-list pop star princess in a stripper type get up complete with fishnets and a stripper pole. via National Ledger

“Does he really need another toaster?”

Pop catastrophe Britney Spears is a non-stop tornado of trouble. After walking off the set of her disastrous OK! magazine photo shoot two weeks ago, Brit-Brit continued her busted breakdown while filming a new … via TMZ.com

Daily Entertainment Photos - Don’t wait for your next issue, see new pics of your fav celebs NOW! Click here to watch Paris Hilton’s video “Nothing In This World” Paris Hilton has enraged leading animal rights … via Sports Radio AM 1400

Amid concerns from her family about her recent behavior, Britney Spears wanted to move on and enjoy some time away by, of course, taking the kids to Vegas . via The Hollywood Gossip

“As far as their careers are concerned, it’s a P.R. thing.”

Actor Daniel Baldwin knows rehab as well as he knows the addiction that sent him through that process nine times. via MSNBC

The story you are trying to view is no longer available through this Web site. Celebrity Dish OK! Editor Tells Of Britney’s ‘Bizarre’ Behavior The editor of OK! magazine describes singer Britney Spears’ … via Charlotte Channel 9

I’ve got to run soon, but here are some quick headlines just for you. The trailer for Robert Zemeckis’ CGI ‘Beowulf’ can be seen here, and it is some of the most realistic computer animation you’ve ever seen. via ZanesvilleTimesRecorder.com

Britney Spears was on the set of her new video ‘Get Back’ in a downtown warehouse, and when she was getting into a car, she gave us a nice view of her white, diaper-looking panties. via The Post Chronicle

“I’m not in love with you anymore.”

With Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears occupying the lion’s share of the gossip press these days, all the other celebrities are free to quietly make decisions that would normally get a lot of media attention. via The Bosh