“Paris Hilton’s Symptoms Said to be from Prescription Drug Withdrawal,” was the headline on Fox News Network on June 13, 2007. via The Topeka Capital-Journal

“I’m thrilled, because I enjoy Britney.”

Rosie O’Donnell and Britney Spears may soon be touring together and after O’Donnell made fun of Britney’s no panties parting ways earlier it looks like it’s make up time. via National Ledger

Britney Spears allegedly wants to save her marriage to Kevin Federline. The ‘Toxic’ singer has told the father of her children she wants to halt divorce proceedings. via The Post Chronicle

U.S. consumers are choosing cell phones over landlines, according to a recent survey indicating that more than four out of five U.S. adults surveyed own a mobile phone , compared to only about seven in ten who … via PrimeNewswire

“It’s sad that the whole world had to watch her make mistakes that all of us have made at one time or another. “Britney Jean Spears is the sweetest and the most sensitive and loving of all my children. She is figuring things out.”

Britney Spears is filing a restraining order against her mother. The troubled singer, who allegedly visited her attorney to make enquiries about the order last week, is said to have completed the paperwork in … via Arizona Republic

“We do need to find role models who are facing reality, people who are facing the same challenges we are, and facing them with grace and dignity.”

Although Paris Hilton is a model, singer, actress, author and a reality TV star, she seems to be better known for her personal life than her accomplishments. via Jacksonsun.com

Britney Spears is set to surprise fans with a one-off appearance on Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors tour when it stops in Los Angeles on Saturday. via WMTX Mix 100.7

“We just decided the whole thing had to stop”

Many are asking the following hot-button question in Hollywood: Is Britney Spears falling back into bad habits? Uhh, is the Pope Catholic? Does a bear $h!t in the woods? Is Tom Cruise insane? Have we had a hard … via The Hollywood Gossip

The Internet search engine Yahoo says adults in Canada are just as interested as the younger generation in the trials and tribulations of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. via Edmonton Sun

“I was surprised, because I really thought speaking at a suicide bomber graduation ceremony, I would just — I — maybe Jimmy Carter was booked and that’s why he didn’t speak at the commencement ceremony.”

On the June 21 broadcast of his nationally syndicated radio show, while discussing an alleged Al Qaeda/Taliban training camp “graduation ceremony” shown on a tape obtained by ABCNews.com, Glenn Beck said: “I … via Media Matters for America

“I put her on hiatus. Brit’s album is pushed until ‘08.”

BRITNEY SPEARS has been dealt a new blow as she hopes for a pop comeback - her new material won’t see the light of day until 2008. via ContactMusic.com