“Hot pictures of Paris Hilton nude”

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have teamed up to destroy your computer. The two girls were the best of friends as they toured parties and clubs. via The Post Chronicle

“Whatever, like it’s totally different.”

Canadian singer Avril Lavigne released her third CD, “The Best Damn Thing,” this week. via Accesshollywood.com

“I am praying for my father. We have never had a good relationship. It’s sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman’s love. I am concentrating on my work and my life right now.”

Britney Spears’ father has criticized the troubled pop princess’ decision to fire her longtime manager Larry Rudolph, after he forced her to go into rehab. via WPSD-TV Paducah

“The report of my death has been grossly exaggerated.”

Celebrity status, like Britney Spears, can be a little unstable. And while there are plenty of ways to tell if you’ve got it , there are just as many ways to tell if you’ve lost it. via Lansing State Journal

“Britney wants to look better than she ever has in her life. She has a plan and has already started working on it.”

Pop beauty Britney Spears is trying relaunch her flagging music career. According to Page Six, the ‘Toxic’ singer is back in the music studio and taking regular dance classes. via The Bosh

“If you have no rightnesses present…you will never be able to make any progress of any kind. So you have to realize that there are rightnesses present and then you increase those rightnesses.”

Stunning singer-actress Jennifer Lopez and her husband, Marc Anthony, are suing the National Enquirer over the tabloid’s claims they were linked to a drug scandal. via The Bosh

FOX News - Where in the world is Louis J. Pearlman? The man who gave us *NSYNC, Justin Timberlake, the Backstreet Boys, O-Town and even Britney Spears to some extent has vanished into, if not thin air, then … via KPTM Omaha

“Britney had her people contact Paris and say they couldn’t hang out any more. “Britney was in NYC and kept texting Kim to hang out and go bowling or something.”

Troubled pop star Britney Spears reportedly cut all ties with socialite Paris Hilton after she realised their hard partying was doing no good for her image. via The Post Chronicle

“And he’s soooo nice. He took a Patron (tequila) shot with (my friend and I) and posed for a picture!”

And you know how we hate that! The once-aspiring rapper, who was just sent packing by pop princess Britney Spears , hosted the Boylston Street club’s launch of its newly renovated VIP room, where gals were … via Boston Herald

“We are as shocked as everyone else, if rather more relieved than most as we were preparing to pay out over 50,000 to punters who had backed the couple to wed”

LONDON: British bookmakers were taking bets yesterday on who Prince William will marry following his reported split from girlfriend Kate Middleton, with Britney Spears and Kylie Minogue among the front runners. via Gulf Times

“There is tension. He’s been trying to get her to get help, and she doesn’t feel she needs it. “She only wants people around her whom she trusts as she works towards her comeback.”

Troubled pop star Britney Spears reportedly blames her manager for “pushing” her into rehab, which she claims has stalled her career comeback. via The Post Chronicle